Song of Sumey
(on the Ancient Alaskan's historic onslaught of the year ad 2008)
From Alaska careworn, bitter
From my mead-cup overflowing
Runs the tale of Ancient Sumey
Rings his hammer, wroth with gore
Of the old times now I'll whisper
Like the sword's tongue spraying slander
Mead of Odin pour like thunder
Soak this bloody prince of yore
In a town of motley minnows
From a mottled fishcamp, mightily
Rose this sea-beast, bane of serpents
Winning manful battle-score
How in shining 'mbattled Ballard
'Neath the lakeshore Magnussonar
Here, 'mid Nidhogg's nascent gnawing
Did his viscous sword-work pour
Here, beyond the sight of Ymir
'Pon his grim and mighty sea-steed
Rowed he battle-wake victorious
Manflesh dripping from his oar!
Now 'mid hardy hero's wages
Here as battle's bellow rages
Weaving craven plots, emerges
Foe, bestride the tides of war
Reeking learned condescending
Burning bold for flour of Frodi,
Crept a corrupting, aged master
Postulating foetid lore
Tell now, brimming Bodn's bounty
How that fell magician, cunning
For the want of Grani's burden
Tested hero's valour-store
Vile wizard! Bane of legend!
Bore ye challenge to that hero
For the glitt'ring seed of Kraki
Bade him strive with serpent's roar
Bearing tempest's tools, bloody
Taking stock in ancient iron
Took he straight to sea-steed's top decks
Baleful boldness flowing o'er
From those hopeful headlands, bravely
'Pon the frothing blood of Midgaard
Rode he, legend, Ancient Sumey
Bearing West toward no known shore
Now beneath a blighted village
In a noisome cavern molding
Kept that sorcerer a crypt
Upon a black and mould'ring moor
Here fell Sumey crashing, setting
Staves of Hjadningar to crushing
Grating iron gates to pieces
Thereupon the cursed moor
Beyond the wreck his visage glaring
At the solemn yonder, swearing
At a serpent cast in steel
Breathing fire there before
In that stronghold stirring boldly
Bearing forge of Ulfbert deadly
Came he calling sword's speech coldly
Placed his manful trust in Thor
'Gainst the iron dragon's gunwhale
Did the sword no deed of glory
Brake him brand and halberd both
Upon the monster's steely hoar
Now upon the hero reel'd
Flame and pestilence both, yawning
Spewing doom, a final knell
Against the weapons he foreswore
Here took he stock of nerve and sinew
Put his mortal faith in mettle
Set his hamhands crushing iron
Turning steel now to ore
Grinning baleful, wrought he ruin
'Pon that villain, took him plenty
From the purse of Sif's hair, stoutly
Sounding boastful, savage roar
And in Ballard, chanting hotly
Tell the fishermen of triumph
Weave their tales of northern heroes
Wring their knotty nets of gore
Blood of Kvasir stir my musings
Call the sound of timeworn trumpets
Bring me fell and grisly power
From thy ancient chasmal store
Grant me vengeance, slake my bloodlust
Make me grim and full of valour
In the stamp of Ancient Sumey
Of the bloody tales of yore
-GrixCLOCKiGar II, ad 2008